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The weekend-long conference, which takes place in Chicago this weekend, is what happens when highfalutin professors stop being polite and start getting real. So like the actual Real World, except without that, um, second part. Instead, he posted a Casual Encounters ad on Craigslist , complete with an insanely detailed description of his MLA interview fantasy.

MLA interviews, fraught with tension, can also be thick with eroticism. I will arrive at your MLA hotel room, in my interview suit, ready to discuss my research, my place in my field, my theoretical approaches, my teaching methods, etc. You ask me the appropriate questions and listen, interrupt, challenge, acting as a typical faculty member of a hiring committee. You explain that your colleagues are respectively ill in bed and unable to attend because of personal obligations but, yes, you are authorized to advance my candidacy.

Over the course of the interview we begin to cast flirtatious sidelong glances, adopt inviting body language and inch toward one other. At the right moment one of us makes the bold move of an innocent touch on the shoulder, followed by leaning in for a kiss. You arrive at my MLA hotel room, in your interview wear, ready to discuss your research, your place in your field, your theoretical approaches, your teaching methods, etc.

I ask you the appropriate questions and listen, interrupt, challenge, acting as a typical faculty member of a hiring committee. I explain that my colleagues are respectively ill in bed and unable to attend because of personal obligations but, yes, I am authorized to advance your candidacy.

About me: I am 36, fairly fit and usually thought of as attractive, in a committed relationship at home but by agreement not beholden to monogamy when on the road, especially at conferences. I delight in new sexual experiences. I am open to all sorts of female candidates to partner with here; no particular age or appearance in mind, though an actual interviewee is my hope.

Obviously, discretion will be of utmost importance to us both. Exchanging photos would be best, but I am flexible regarding process. So get in line, ladies. Adjuncts, non-tenure-track faculty members, and other assorted plebes need not apply. EJ Dickson is a writer and editor who primarily covers sex, dating, and relationships, with a special focus on the intersection of intimacy and technology.

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